The Day the Handshake Died

 

In the year 2020, creatures run rampant
Sounds of warfare without guns
Hands contagious
Hands that kill
Wash
Scrub
No nail poish
Masked bandits live on the hands of time
And the Handshake Died

The Handshake Died
The Handshake Died,
Yeah, in 2020 the Handshake Died

The Handshake
Sexism was its name
Man to Man, and Woman left out.
Sounds of Warfare without guns
Killed the discrimination.
Social Distance
Resistance
Stay Home
Wash Your Hands

Children on Beaches
No swimming pools
Sands of Time
Hands of Time
Wash Your Hands
March 17
Stay Home
Wash Your Hands.

Six feet under
The handshake put to rest
No more masks
Because the handshake died.

The Handshake Died
The Handshake Died
Yeah, in 2020 the Handshake Died.

Jello
Jellyfish
Billie Eilish
No handshakes here
Or there
Or anywhere.

The Handshake Died
The Handshake Died
Yeah, in 2020 the Handshake Died.

Namaste